Humorous

Funny goes here.

Snail by X.J. Kennedy (Exploding Gravy; 811.54) John B. The snail is skilled at going slow: It spans the earth by inches. Where it has gone a trail will show. Its brave horn seldom flinches.

A Light in The Attic by Shel Silverstein Anna P. What did? What did the carrot say to the wheat? " 'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet' What did the paper say to the pen? "I feel quite all 'write', my friend." What did the teapot say to the chalk? Nothing, you silly... teapots can't talk!

A Light In The Attic by Shel Silverstein Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow For heaven's sake

A Silly Sheep [|Jack Prelutsky]  A silly sheep, whose morining meal, instead of grass, was flecks of steel... (811 PRE)

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A pizza the size of the sun (Jack Prelutsky, 811.54 PRE) Melissa C. I'm making a pizza the size of the sun, a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton, a pizza too massive to pick up and toss, a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce. 

http://www.bookpage.com/books-10000975-A-Pizza-the-Size-of-the-Sun

Jordan G. Pd.4 Pizza, Pigs, and poetry 811 PRE Prelutsky I wonder why dad was so thoroughly mad

It can't be the bread crumpled up in his bed, or the slugs someone left in the hall, I wonder why dad was so thoroughly mad, I can't understand it at all.

The Baby Uggs Are Hatching (811 PRE Jack Prelutsky) Jarquise B. uggily wuggily zuggily zee the baby Uggs are fierce and free, uggily wuggily zuggily zay the baby Uggs come out today.

The Sad Story Of Tommy Mctivver 811 NES Bruce Lancesky Lucas C. The driver so clumsy drove the steet when he heard what Tommy Mctivver had to eat He drove into the river and all because Tommy Mctivver ate some liver.

Through our atmsphere.
=== Troy W.  === // Mary B. I can ride the buckin' branco, I'll just sit up here at whistle Till his strength begins to fizzle And he knows that I am his master. file:///Users/belowskymary/Desktop/horse-picture-brazil-a-velhaca-Eduardo-Amorim-horse-best-picture-gallery.jpg

My Parents Gave Me Birthday Gifts From My Dog May Be A Genius [|Jack Prelutsky] My parents gave me birthday gifts I didn't want at all. I would have loved a scooter, or a brand-new basketball. Instead they gave me handkerchiefs... (811 PRE)

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I'm Falling Through a Funnel From My Dog May Be A Genius [|Jack Prelutsky] I'm Falling through a funnel, and it isn't any fun. I wonder how I got in here, I wish I were done. (811 PRE)

Submitted by Johnathan K.